Darker than black is the term lulz.
Yeah you do look like a pedo. Probally cause your leaning against that door.
I once drove off the side of the road into someones lawn.
I also had my friend on the back of my car, then i sped off and he did a flip and hurt himself. I've made myself bleed in various ways, usually on accident, but after i was always like......wtf that was stupid.