[Discussion] Unofficial Rules of League of Legends

Unofficial Rules of League of Legends

These are just some unofficial known rules for most league of legends players, some are mine, some are kind of known.
Leauge of Legends 101.

The most important rule of them all, DON'T CHASE SINGED !
If you don't have vision, Garen is in that bush.
Always assume Eve , Shaco , Twitch , Rengar are MIA.
Don't gank any enemy Hiemerdinger post 6 , it always backfires , if you are a jungler forget about that lane it doesn't even exist anymore.
Don't duel Vayne, Fizz, Riven that shit is broken .
Focus Soraka !
Leesyndrome ; If a Q is landed you must go in, even into 5 man. Same applies to thresh.
Lucian level 2 power spike , rush it !
The enemy Twisted fate is always watching you. not your team , just you. beware of this
Buy a zhonya if you're an ADC and there is a Rengar.
Enemy Shaco is Challenger smurf , your Shaco is level 5.
Take the goddamn lantern !
Yasuo, Riven, Vayne mains are toxic.
Don't fight rumble in the corridors #LCS tip.
Mundo goes where he pleases.
The enemy's Ashe arrow is heat seeking, but yours is not.
Rammus : OK.
Master Yi will always backdoor you.
Tryndamere's right arm is stronger than his left arm.
Play Sona, Ryze, Kata like a piano.
Fizz will still one shot you, even if he's 0/8.
If your mid is first pick and picks Yasuo , your toplaner will pick Malphite. You will loose.
Flash does 1 true dmg.
If Rengar is missing , Run !
Even if you die 1v1, type in /ALL : WORTH.
Recall on spot if you're playing against Teemo and low on hp.
If you ace the enemy team and they are dead for 30 seconds, don't recall, push lanes and or take objectives.
Disco Nunu, if you want to troll.
If you don't have vision on Fiddlesticks; CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW !
Teemo has a global taunt when picking him.
Your team will blame you for focusing that tank as ADC when he is focusing you and they are not peeling.
KR bronze = other servers challenger.
Focus the guy with the Mejai's stack, even if he has 0 stacks. It's about sending a message.
Don't build glass cannon.
Don't insult, flame, rage,verbal abuse your teammates. it's a game that is coded from numbers.
Everyone have their bad games at some point.
Say "GoodJob", "WellPlayed", "You're good!" to your teammate when he does something good, it will encourage him to play very well, or 1v5 the enemy team and throw the game.
Enemy Nasus is Sirchez, your Nasus is anus.

##.Most important rule of them all, have fun and enjoy your game.

Share your rules, rules you know below, and I'll try to get the thread updated regularly.