Whats your excuse?

[Ryuk]

[Felix]

I was distracted by @supermanjetRETURN's shitposting officer

[71c]

This reminds me of 4chan lmao

[AE$Tgryae35ryt]

You pour water on your crotch area (assuming your a man) and say I had to quickly go home to pee. The police will emphasize and let you free.

[Z-Nation]

I peed myself and need to get to the bathroom

[Ace]

The excuse depends on the mistake I did.

[Lupin]

depends on the reason for getting stopped

[Solvi]

>4chan

Theres nothing like this on any 4chan sub unless youre talking about 4chan around 2010 then yes but i've seen that you're pretty immature by how you say things and your taste, this is likely from 9gag or facebook

not implying that i'm not

[71c]

Theres nothing like this on any 4chan sub unless youre talking about 4chan around 2010 then yes but i've seen that you're pretty immature by how you say things and your taste, this is likely from 9gag or facebook

not implying that i'm not

What is this gay shit i see on my screen

[Solvi]

What is this gay shit i see on my screen

My point proven

[Viktor]

On a hurry; going to blow myself up at the nearest airport.

[Ryuk]

On a hurry; going to blow myself up at the nearest airport.

Ill do it for you

[Lupin]

It's similar to the current state of /b/ and /r9k/

/s4s/ and /fit/ master race, others can go die

[Fate]

This reminds me of that one episode in How I met your mother

[Tae]

I was trying to exit the ads, I'm just trying to watch porn man
Look, I'm not black
Officer: okay man, drive safely, take care!
Wow, ...