Instagram??

For homosexual things I bet

I can understand most of you don't blend in well with the general public or have a lot of friends

You seem to be down for gay stuff.
I'm not into it, I'm just letting you know, I am accepting of your life choice and your sexual preferences.
I believe it's your choice whether you take it in the mouth or the butt, as long as you are consenting to it.
So if you take it up the hoo ha every once in a while, I respect your choice to do so.

Just. Stay fabulous you know, you're a strong independent man who knows where he wants it.

As much as I like submission, I'm simply not into gay for you.
I just haven't made a "I'm straight" thread yet. But trust me, when I do. It'll be the most life-reaffirming shit you'll have ever skimmed through in your entire life.
So when you're down on all fours with a hand knuckles deep in your gay lover, reading that thread, you'll go; Oh man, I wish I was as brave as he is admitting to everyone that he's straight, it'll turn your gay heart so warm and fuzzy inside you won't know what to do, but I assume you'll cater a wedding, throw a pride parade or design colorful and fresh clothing for all the hipsters to wear.