Omegle chat thread

Lets posts

Random as hell:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 15 m with cam looking for horny girl
You: ....
(2 minutes later)
You: get a porno mag
(30 seconds later)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ello:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: Ello
(1 minute later)
You have disconnected.


The gay man:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: HELLO
You: ANSWER ME FUCKER
You: MOTHERFUCKING CUNT BAG
Stranger: hi there 18 gay male
You: .............
You have disconnected.


Silent Cyber Sex:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sl?
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/M/Usa
Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: sure
You: role play
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u start
You: Your my sister, ok?
Stranger: ok?
You: I'll be the older brother
You: ok starting now
You: I am home sis (your nude on couch)
You: Sis put on some cloths
You: dammit sis do it
You: Little bitch
You have disconnected.


And here is my best of the day its real fucked up.

Weird bitch:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi stranger
You: Hello
You: I am a stranger
You: So are you
Stranger: We are all strangers.
You: I know
You: I dont even know myself
You: ):
Stranger: I know my cat better than myself.
You: I know my dog better
Stranger: And the bird outside my vindow better.
You: I know my benz better than myself
Stranger: I don't know my bike. I allways crash.
You: I know you better than you know yourself
Stranger: You sure do.
You: I know becuase... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :O OMG!
You: YES HAHAHA ITS ME DAD
Stranger: Hi daddy. Mom's just fucked some random guy.
You: I just banged a hooker
Stranger: me 2. And I liked it.
You: I gave her a facial
Stranger: Sounds nice. I want one too.
You: Son your ..... GAY!?!?!
Stranger: Daughter dady!
You: Omg a shemale
Stranger: yeeeeees. And an ugly one too.
You: Little whore
Stranger: What can I say? that's me
You: Now I know why you and mom are so close, becuase you got a cock
Stranger: she loves it from behind, you should know that. But then again, so do you.
You: Have you been fucking me in my sleep
You: ?!?!
Stranger: You loved it daddy!
You: Well I suck your tits till you orgasm in your sleep!
Stranger: Please do that!
You: I have and videotaped it too.
Stranger: YOUTUBE it! I want to be famous! Like paris Hilton!
You: Or Linsay lohan
Stranger: Or Miley Cyrus.. She's soooo hot!
You: Yea i know a little contry whore
Stranger: Well, for every fucked up boy in this fucked up world, for every boy there's a fucked up girl!
You: YUP
Stranger: So true. And Miley's my girl.
You: Where were we... oh yea, Look out your window
Stranger: Are you there daddy?
You: No i am in your closet
You: looking at your porno
Stranger: GREAT! Can we make some?
You: Sure
Stranger: Tonight?
You: Yea
Stranger: i'm looking forward to that.
You: BTW. PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Stranger: Who's?
You: I AM BUFFALO BILL
Stranger: Rauw.
You: Do you know what kind of hell i can put you thro
Stranger: No?
You: Well I can
Stranger: I believe you.
You: I'll cut off you cock and ram it down your thoat!!!!!!
Stranger: You will? Thanks!
You: Ok I gtg
Stranger: Allright.
You: BTW: Satan loves you!
You have disconnected.