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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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chuck norris
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
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What..... its funny.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck norris has never had to pay taxes, he simply sends a picture of himself crouching, ready to attack.
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chuck norris is chuck norris
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Down Syndrome out of a 12 year old boy.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the face at the same time Mr. T. pitties "the fool," the universe will implode.
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Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
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Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
Chuck Norris only has sex ontop of the woman because he never fucks up
iverson i see ur post count is struggling since ur sis joined mpgh....*s*******....afraid of her u are.
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They wanted to put chuck norris on Mount Rushmore, but the stone wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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