Best troll ever with my girl friend :)

[QUOTE=Jetamay;1576924]I used macro in VS2K8, soh don't pity me.

Kassandra Stevens says:
*baby !!

:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*hi

Kassandra Stevens says:
*this is the guy that i wanted you to meet!

[MPGH]Luke420 says:
*XD

:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*hi baghoe

[MPGH]Luke420 says:
*Go put the kids to bed woman :@

Kassandra Stevens says:
*this is my boyfriend.

[MPGH]Luke420 says:
*fucking whore
*:@

Kassandra Stevens says:
*they are in bed you fucking cunt!
*:@

[MPGH]Luke420 says:
*GO fucking sshower i can smell you from my room :/
:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*he is sleeping

Kassandra Stevens says:
*stfu asshole!!
*if you wanted me to have a shower .. have one with me!!
*weee will make it steammy!!

[MPGH]Luke420 says:
*ok

******Kassandra Stevens . ..**** says:
*:P


[MPGH]Luke420
*i will with my hooker
*too
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*hahaha
*no
*thnx
Kassandra Stevens says:
*fuck you!!!
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*u can take shower alone
Kassandra Stevens says:
*hookers.. this thing is over!
[MPGH]Luke420
*dont make me rape you more :/
Kassandra Stevens says:
*im pretty sure you cant catch me!
[MPGH]Luke420
*eh bumaluma wtf is your name ?
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*hahhaha
*u must belive by god
[MPGH]Luke420
*God who da fuck is that
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*and mohamed is the world messenger
[MPGH]Luke420
*i beleave in the deivl
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*u will se
Kassandra Stevens says:
*i love and worship that guy!
*i lovelovelove devil!
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*in the domesday
[MPGH]Luke420
*my dick is bigger then yours
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*who is the devi,
[MPGH]Luke420
*it wanks gods doors
:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*devil *
*the humans like u
Kassandra Stevens says:
*i like the man down stairs.
[MPGH]Luke420
*i'm not human what makes you think that humbaluma ?
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*they live life under zero
Kassandra Stevens says:
*hello
*im an alien!!!!
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*alien who
[MPGH]Luke420
*its on sis he dont know
*:-O
*shit i told him D:
Kassandra Stevens says:
*lol
[MPGH]Luke420
*ok**
Kassandra Stevens says:
*and mohamed .. i am an ALIEN!!
[MPGH]Luke420
*and my sis
*sister
Kassandra Stevens says:
*and hey asshole your taking the kids tomorrow!
[MPGH]Luke420
*you mean 3 eyed fucknuts and ugly bitch ?
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*r u crazy
Kassandra Stevens says:
*umm hello
*no
*our kids were
*well
[MPGH]Luke420
*Do not make fun of are kids
Kassandra Stevens says:
*are special..
[MPGH]Luke420
*we love them
*i love my 3 eyed fuck fack of a son
*face**
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*what's age of ur fuckin kids
[MPGH]Luke420
*5 and 7
*ahahah
Kassandra Stevens says:
*umm excuse me !!
[MPGH]Luke420
*sorry
*you never knew
*
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*what's the fucccckin age of ur kids
Kassandra Stevens says:
*she turned 8 two days ago!
[MPGH]Luke420
*ohh yeah
*shit
Kassandra Stevens says:
*fuck face.. get a life!
[MPGH]Luke420
*i'm sorry
*jeez
*pms bitch
Kassandra Stevens says:
*there your kids!
[MPGH]Luke420
*like uhh wow
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*no
*iam nt fucked u
Kassandra Stevens says:
*we are kidding.
[MPGH]Luke420
*fuck my life 3 eyed fuck face is up :@ brb
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*hehehehe
*ok
Kassandra Stevens says:
*our kids are 1 2
*** age 1 and age 2
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*iam want to have sex with u
*r u accept
Kassandra Stevens says:
*i think my gay bofriend would LOVE to
[MPGH]Luke420
*yes
*ok i knocked him out
*with my fist
*for about 530 mins
*30 mins
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*ur b.f is gay !
Kassandra Stevens says:
*he cheated on my
*4 times
[MPGH]Luke420
*shh
Kassandra Stevens says:
*all four with guys!
[MPGH]Luke420
*dont tell him
Kassandra Stevens says:
*sorry im just sooo ANGRY at you.
[MPGH]Luke420
*
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*ok
Kassandra Stevens says:
*fuck hang on ugly bitch whats a bottle
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*it's allright
[MPGH]Luke420
*do i still get to go ass to mouth with you ?
Kassandra Stevens says:
*noo!
[MPGH]Luke420
*D:
*my life is over :*
*
Kassandra Stevens says:
*good!
*but have to go..
*she wants to cuddle..
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*i want u
*i want to fuck u
*in ur pussy
*r u acceeept
*?
Kassandra Stevens says:
*i'll just hit her again with the alstrallian phone book
[MPGH]Luke420
*Oh shit i forgot about that should have passed it to me for 3 eyed fuck face
Kassandra Stevens says:
*i know im sorry
*i think i have the china one in the trunk
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*oh
*k
[MPGH]Luke420
*ohh shit i forgot :/
*dayum sis you have ta tell me this shit
Kassandra Stevens says:
*im sorry
[MPGH]Luke420
*you better be
Kassandra Stevens says:
*fuckk you asshole
[MPGH]Luke420
*now ima tie tyou up and rape you
Kassandra Stevens says:
*do you think grandma will be pissed that we stole her bibles and burned them ?
[MPGH]Luke420
*maybe she will die
Kassandra Stevens says:
*hopefully.
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*iam chatin with my g .f
*get the fuck and shut up
[MPGH]Luke420
*hmm
*wanna play a game humbalumba ?
Kassandra Stevens says:
*shut the fuck up mohamed or i will get to egyup and i will slap you with my brother/boyfriends penis!
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*hey
*if u shut up
*i will nt look for u
*if u dnt
[MPGH]Luke420
*game time
:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*i will look for u
*i will find u
[MPGH]Luke420
*its guess witch hacker is on your pc
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*and i will kill u
Kassandra Stevens says:
*awe babe i love it when you stick up for me!
[MPGH]Luke420
*can when you dont have a pc
*;D
*Soo game on
*ip is 156.003.45.22
*
:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*ok i will stick my benius
*at ur pussy
Kassandra Stevens says:
*haha your funny dude. !
*i have birth control now!
[MPGH]Luke420
*
*NOOOOOOOOO why dident you tell me
Kassandra Stevens says:
*and my boyfriend will beat your ass with the australian phonebook!
[MPGH]Luke420
*:@
Kassandra Stevens says:
*and thats a think phonebook!
*** thick
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*fuck off
Kassandra Stevens says:
*sorry babe.. i forgot ot tell you.. but hey
*we can still have SEX!
[MPGH]Luke420
*Sooo156.003.45.22
when you want your pc to blow up ? in 10 mins or 15 min or 1 min ?
:| every thing is gone ! :| says:
*ok
*when
*and where
Kassandra Stevens says:
*haha dont mess with my baby!
[MPGH]Luke420
*i am trying to be nice :S
Kassandra Stevens says:
*and i was talking to my brother thanks.. NOT YOU!
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*ur brother will fuck u
[MPGH]Luke420
*i will
Kassandra Stevens says:
*im glad!
[MPGH]Luke420
*i love fucking my sister
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*y
******Kassandra . ..**** says:
*hello!
[MPGH]Luke420
*it just feels right
*
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*
Kassandra says:
*we know each other like no other
*haha he left
[MPGH]Luke420
*Lmao
*Mpgh.net wants this i know


Thanks to jeta for fixing it