I encourage everyone to troll chat if they are bored. Very lulzy. It doesn't matter if you get a guy, girl, 12 year old, 45 year old, you still win!
This is great stuff. Best of the night.
Basically, I tell the guy i'm a 14 year old girl, he says he's 15.
We flirt.
We cyber-undress.
He says: "are your panties off? my boxers are off."
I hit him with: "my panties are off. Now my dick is hanging out."
I ask him if he likes shemales to hammer it home.
He pretends nothing happened. (!)
He tells me to get my brother. He did this before I could troll him with the incest-rape i set up, he's such a sick fuck.
He tells me to put my brother's (!) penis in my pussy
(I slam him with a "classic double-meme skullfuck surprise".)
I say that I "accidently rammed my penis into his eye socket".
He asks: "your a guy?"
I say: "I accidentally the whole thing" "all the way into his skull"
He calls me a "faggit" and finally quits. Oh the irony!
Read it. It's good stuff.
Did this on talk city.
FYI You can be legally classified as a sexual predator for doing that, lol. In the states they can charge you, in Canada it's considered entrapment(LOL!).
This isn't fun with chat, it's just being a weird predator that abuses the internet...
Originally Posted by jeremy6996
FYI You can be legally classified as a sexual predator for doing that, lol. In the states they can charge you, in Canada it's considered entrapment(LOL!).
You're an idiot. Did you even read it? "Fake cybersex" is not prosecutable. It's also redundant.
Originally Posted by Oneirish
This isn't fun with chat, it's just being a weird predator that abuses the internet...
I find it funny, and many others do (screwing with guys who fap to chat)
Originally Posted by jeremy6996
FYI You can be legally classified as a sexual predator for doing that, lol. In the states they can charge you, in Canada it's considered entrapment(LOL!).
why does it say 69
Originally Posted by Remorse
You're an idiot. Did you even read it? "Fake cybersex" is not prosecutable. It's also redundant.
that was not funny at all. I read it all...
Originally Posted by Remorse
You're an idiot. Did you even read it? "Fake cybersex" is not prosecutable. It's also redundant.
What is classified as "Fake Cybersex"?
Originally Posted by jeremy6996
What is classified as "Fake Cybersex"?
I have sex on the internet. It is not real. Therefore, it is fake.
Originally Posted by Remorse
I have sex on the internet. It is not real. Therefore, it is fake.
So faking cybersex with a 15 year old is what you call humor?
Originally Posted by Oneirish
So faking cybersex with a 15 year old is what you call humor?
Trolling a most likely middle aged man is what I call humor. The finest. It's called... "lulz". A more refined humor.
Originally Posted by Remorse
I have sex on the internet. It is not real. Therefore, it is fake.
What the fuck? You know what the term means right?
Also, it is illegal, if it isn't, you were walking on an extremely thin line. Any graphic sexual comments to a minor is.
Old. I had the best troll evar. jus too lazy ta find tha pic
Originally Posted by jeremy6996
What the fuck? You know what the term means right?
Also, it is illegal, if it isn't, you were walking on an extremely thin line. Any graphic sexual comments to a minor is.
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I'm not walking any line. cybersex is not illegal, screwing with people like this is not illegal. I'm having fake fake fake sex. Nothing wrong with that.
and graphic sexual comments to a minor? he asked my to put MY BROTHERS DICK INTO MY PUSSY. I think I can respond with accidental skullfuck.
Originally Posted by Remorse
I'm not walking any line. cybersex is not illegal, screwing with people like this is not illegal. I'm having fake fake fake sex. Nothing wrong with that.
Olawd boy. I'm not going to argue with you if you're too close minded to even know the law of your own country.