What IF!!!

What if...
What iFFF

ZOMBIES WHERE ALL AROUND AND YOU ONLY HAD A PENCIL
AND YOU COULD ONLY EAT TOFU
WHAT WOULD YOU DO????

I would fuck the shit out of the tofu.

i would make the zombies eat tofu

I'd find MacGyver and I'd have him craft an antivirus with the tofu, my penis, a staple and a rubber band.

Well because my penis is so big I would swing it around in a circular motion, lift up from the ground like a helicopter, and fly away.

Originally Posted by Obama

Well because my penis is so big I would swing it around in a circular motion, lift up from the ground like a helicopter, and fly away.

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Originally Posted by IHelper

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only tofu a fuck id kill myself with the pencil

Originally Posted by Obama

Well because my penis is so big I would swing it around in a circular motion, lift up from the ground like a helicopter, and fly away.

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nice one there
i would aim for the zombies eyes

Id eat the Tofu. Then draw a Picture of a Zombie.

Id eat the tofu, poke a hole in my stomach with my pencil, collect the tofu and fling my acid covered tofu in the eyes of the zombies so they couldn't see.

Originally Posted by Gourav2122

What if...
What iFFF

ZOMBIES WHERE ALL AROUND AND YOU ONLY HAD A PENCIL
AND YOU COULD ONLY EAT TOFU
WHAT WOULD YOU DO????

I would go on a fucking zombie massacre using that pencil, then dip the tofu in zombie brains to make it taste better

Id eat the zombies with tofo and then clean between my teeth with the pencil!

What IF!!!

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