The Dumbist thing iv ever heard

K2 Network will start offering a new product to go along with our games it will be a free biometric device that must be connected in order for the game to work.

We call it the “Mini-Guilli 3000” ©. It is a biometric fingerprint reader and more. The player wears it while playing. First offense cheating = small electric shock. Second offense = large electric shock. Third offense = loss of finger via the Mini-Guilli 3000’s © patented Fingotine®, which is a nano-hydraulic miniature guillotine. The player can choose to continue to play, but we will charge increasing amounts to reset the Fingotine®. Three use of this product will limit each user to a maximum of 30 infractions, 15 per hand. Plus we will offer bandages and specialized Mini-Guilli 3000 © cleaning supplies at a small nominal cost.

I really think that this will help to “cut down” on the cheating problem. Especially when we start advertising the “I’ve been 255’d!” t-shirts that we will give free to all members of the “Fingo30 Club”!

All the kids will want one

UPDATE: The Mini-Guilli 3000 © is currently in Beta testing stage so in the next few weeks we will be looking for Beta Testers to assist us in the final product roll out.