Guide to flamming.

Guide to Successful Flaming v1.0



I don't know what it is with all these little noobs showing up and saying shit like.


"Dave is my bitch"
"Dave does what I say"
"Dave is my Mexican"
"I say go and Dave says how deep."


And your all wondering "Oh why oh why did I get banned? I see people calling Davey their bitch all the time!"

I'm here to show you the method behind the madness.

Key Variables
1. Who you are.
2. How many post do you have.
3. How funny is your flame?
4. Who are you Flaming?
5. Do you spam a lot?



I've arranged 5 key variables in order from 1-5. 1 being the most influence 5 being the lease. Do not get arrogant though, they all have a vibrant effect on the outcome.

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Now I will break down the 5 variables for those who haven't quite figured it out yet.


1. Who you are.
Basically. Who are you?
Are you well liked?
Do people enjoy your company? Your imput on certain subject?
The more people like you the less likely you will get banned for a miss fired Flame.


2. How many post do you have.

Your post count with dramatically influence the result of your Flame.
A lot of people have trouble understanding this, so I will use this brilliant analogy.

Your post count is to MPGH what your High School Diploma is to Employer's.


3. How funny is your flame?

Despite it's spot on our list, the comedic response received by a flame may over ride every other variable! Don't get your hopes up for this is rare.
The way this works is the funnier the flame the least likely you'll get bent for it.

4. Who are you Flaming?
The more respected the community member the higher the risk of bantage.

5. Do you spam a lot?
If you do, we probably hate you all ready and are just looking for a reason to ban you.





~(To be continued)~


Other vantage points to be examined.

Good Flame Vs. Bad Flame
Grammar and its effects on a Flame.
Flame compilation charts.
And eventually Flame Generator! (with the data from the compilation charts.)
More to come...

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take juppeli he is not nice 2 meei

those are some dumb ass rules rofl

i haven't roflled like thta in awhile. good job

i see what you did there.

but you spelled 'employers' wrong.

can you spell 'stupid'?




SEE WHAT I DID THERE?? SEE??

mhmm a flaming guide, how crazy can this get?!

Flame Generator!
w000tness....

as crazy as ur mom in bed
see what i did there?? see?!?

no just some crapy joke about some dudes mom you dont even know

NO. I am Dave's Mexican!

trust me guys dont want to get to my mood i flame yo ass out

******. try me. you're some half illiterate 11 year old from a poor family. you've proven that already. you're stupid as hell, you can't think of any half decent flames, so you revert to "haha ur gay lulz", or "haha ur a fat old guy lulz". you're too fucking stupid to think of anything else.


try me, ******. try me

rofl you are a fat ol gay guy lulz.. XD

When is this to be continued anyways, some people could learn some common sense.