I found a baby duck!

[[MPGH]Luke420]

lawl around here i watch fish pull em under and eat em should have done that dick move your no fun

[ShadowRunner]

Well thats just the cycle of life. I had a dog that would get knocked up all the time. Everytime it went out swimming to a lake or something, the puppies would follow and either get lost or try and go into the lake with there mother and drown, and we never see them again. It just happens. baby animals die all the time becuase the world naturally roots out its weak ones (Sometimes by the mother eating them). But us humans need to go back to Spartan style and get rid of the WEAK and deformed!!! SPARTA!!!

[[MPGH]Luke420]

Ohshit your fucking nuts

[reaper]

I had a dog that would get knocked up all the time. Everytime it went out swimming to a lake or something, the puppies would follow and either get lost or try and go into the lake with there mother and drown, and we never see them again. It just happens. baby animals die all the time

WHAT, sooo you used to just watch the puppies do this, how many dead puppies are there in this "lake" exactly?

Everyone loves puppies

[Snape]

Say hello to your new pet. And remove your stupid ileecher sig.

[Shark]

I found a baby lizard once.

Then I stuffed it inside an adult lizard's mouth.

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Touching the duck, you probably killed it. You aren't supposed to handle birds unless you're trained for it. They will die from shock if you handle them too much.

[Mr.Magicman]

The duck got fuck xD

[ShadowRunner]

Lol, I didn't watch it happen, thats just sick lol watchin puppies drown. But the puppies would always disappear is all, and we found one or two in the lake that we buried. How many rest in the lake who knows....be an interesting horror movie. PUPPIES...FROM HELL!!!

[afunyun]

By picking it up, you removed any chance it had of being re-accepted back into it's "family."

It has the scent of a human on it, so the other ducks will naturally shun it, and it may die if you release it.

Take it to animal control/the vet.

[Wolf]

Call it lil dave and then kill it.

Oh wait your not a ******.

[Arhk]

Survival of the fittest, duck wasn't fast enough to keep up with the group so he got left behind, you should abuse him for being a failure.
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you know if it weren't already dead

[911isback]

i dont care when dogs die or puppies drown rofl my two cats (when Garfield was here)killed a dog cause it came in our yard... it was really gross but funny i left then came back and there was blood all over the place and i didnt have to feed em for a while..

[Obey]

Lose a dog, find a duck.
What the fuck?

[Jabuuty671]

Get you dog to hump it.