computer engineer or army

high school's over now. should i go to college and take my major on computer engineering or join the army?

lets see.

computer engineering:

pros:

• i know how to use one
• i know a little something
• i learn easy with computers

cons:

• i suck at science
• i could do math but only alegbra which is porbabaly like middle school shit its hard

army:

pros:

• i play a lot of shooting games
• i like guns
• get away from parents
• could survive if i do things like jack bauer
• im brown skined so i could go undercover as a afghani or iraqi person

cons:

• unatheletic
• short
• a little chubby
• never worked out
• can do maximum of 20 push-ups only but i could do more if i keep doing it everyday