Santa Claus

You know what? I think he's gay.. and kids just love to sit on his lap... Lets kill santa!!!!

He laughs when he see's you.. He yells Ho! Ho! Ho! Personnally, I find it insulting. He also sneaks in your house in the middle of the night and who knows what hes doing! (I think I know!) He knows when your asleep... Creepy... Hes fat, and he wears red.. which is wierd.. (Every day of the year he wears red.) And guess what? He's your mom or dad. Even more reason to..

Kill Santa!!! RAWR!!!!!!!

=/ You know...There is no santa Clause.