How to;
turn your ex-girlfriend into your fuck-buddy /
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Step one, get a relationship.
Step two, make sure you've done every single sexual thing that's possible.
Step three, search for something which you can mentally hurt her with.
Step four, be mad, and break up.
Step five, wait for a couple of weeks.
Step six, go out with her again.
Step seven, whilst your on a ''date'', do whatever you want to do.
Step eight, when you've got to this step, good job, you've got her for like 95% in your pocket. When you leave, she'll probably text you, saying that she wants you back. Just say you're not quite sure, and that you want to be very good friends instead.
Step nine, go hang out with her more than you used to do. If she's still whining about that she wants you back, just tell her you've made your decision. Your decision is; Sorry, I don't think it'll work out again. What I'm feeling for you now, aren't the same feelings as I used to have for you.
Step ten, you've got her. Tell her that you still want skinship, and that she's the only one that can satisfy you to the max. Tell her that your feelings have become different, but that you still love her. Make sure that you've got a story in mind, because it'll become difficult to make up one if the moment is there.
Step eleven, ????
Step twelve, profit!
©Martin von Nobia, 25th of July, 2010.
Yes, this worked for me, and of this day on, I've got my own personal fuckbuddy
.Step one, get a relationship.
Step two, make sure you've done every single sexual thing that's possible.
Step three, search for something which you can mentally hurt her with.
Step four, be mad, and break up.
Step five, wait for a couple of weeks.
Step six, go out with her again.
Step seven, whilst your on a ''date'', do whatever you want to do.
Step eight, when you've got to this step, good job, you've got her for like 95% in your pocket. When you leave, she'll probably text you, saying that she wants you back. Just say you're not quite sure, and that you want to be very good friends instead.
Step nine, go hang out with her more than you used to do. If she's still whining about that she wants you back, just tell her you've made your decision. Your decision is; Sorry, I don't think it'll work out again. What I'm feeling for you now, aren't the same feelings as I used to have for you.
Step ten, you've got her. Tell her that you still want skinship, and that she's the only one that can satisfy you to the max. Tell her that your feelings have become different, but that you still love her. Make sure that you've got a story in mind, because it'll become difficult to make up one if the moment is there.
Step eleven, ????
Step twelve, profit!
©Martin von Nobia, 25th of July, 2010.
Yes, this worked for me, and of this day on, I've got my own personal fuckbuddy
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Originally Posted by Time
