The reasons why I hate white people - and so should you

There are plenty of great reasons to hate the White Devil. Did you know that white people raped your ancestors? No? Well, it's probably true. After all, it is well known by historians that the invention of white people ushered in a new era of debauched death and destruction in our world. Previously humans had lived in peace, trading and laughing with each other while they skipped across their fields. This all changed once the whites showed up. Borne out of the maggot-encrusted birth canal of Satan's anus the white race has plagued humanity for centuries. Originally their primary goal was to kill each other, which would have been a great idea, but eventually that waned into something more of a "let's kill everyone else" type deal. They have put forth every effort to oppress, dehumanize, and destroy anything in their path. So, if you see a white person on the street, why not express the anger handed down to you by your ancestors to them! Are you black? There are plenty of 200-plus year old former-slave-owning white people around who (remarkably) look like they are only 20-40! Were your ancestors from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, or Australia? Guess what - the white people you see walking around today personally killed every last one of them! Let them know that you're on to their racist assess. Let them know that, in the end, no matter what they do, they are all racists.

White French People - Alcoholics. French people are weak, despite having conquered Europe. They enjoy cheese and wine, the food and drink of the Modern Pussy. They also, despite every advantage of modern hygiene, are filthy. Their language is for dorks too.

White Germans - Germans, while not weak like the French, are murderous Nazi maniacs. In infancy they have difficulty learning to crawl and walk, but no trouble at all learning to lockstep. Germans often try to stuff entire ethnic groups into ovens and kill them all off. They also like to shit on each other in their pornography. Also they are alcoholics.

White Brits - Alcoholics. These people are some of the most successful oppressors in the history of man, mostly due to their lack of dental hygiene. They are humorless and stiff, and are known to often be date rapists. They cannot cook.

White Irish people - Glug glug glug. The saying goes "God invented beer so the Irish wouldn't take over the world." It worked remarkably well. (note: these people also smell, and you cannot understand what they are saying.)

Jews - How could anyone hate on a group of moneylending cheapskates with an uber-victim mentality? Easy! Just remember next time "Yom Kippur" comes up that this holiday, in Hebrew, means "Time to drink some Palestinian blood, y'all!"