racist jokes

got any funny racist jokes?

I'll start with one:

How do you know if you have been robbed by an Asian?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later theyre still trying to back out of your driveway

Don't move this to other sections, they are all dead.

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good stuff

yes i like that one

My racist joke.
3 Country types of the people were on the plane.
They were
Australians
Indians
Chinese
.... The plane was going to crash unless they throw something useless out.
The Indian throw out the Turbans and said we have a lot of these in our country ,
The Chinese guy throw out there chop sticks and said we have a lot of these in our country.
The Australian throw out the Chinese guy and said we have a lot of these in our country.

Originally Posted by BenXer

My racist joke.
3 Country types of the people were on the plane.
They were
Australians
Indians
Chinese
.... The plane was going to crash unless they throw something useless out.
The Indian throw out the Turbans and said we have a lot of these in our country ,
The Chinese guy throw out there chop sticks and said we have a lot of these in our country.
The Australian throw out the Chinese guy and said we have a lot of these in our country.

I am mad

^

lame.

What's faster than a black guy with a tv?

his cousin with the vcr.

Racist jokes are fun.

Q. How long does it take a black chick to take a shit
A. about 9 months

Q. What do you call 100 dead black guys
A. A good start

Q. What the difference between Jews and a Pizza
A. The pizza's dont squel when you put them in the oven