[Tutorial] 1: Hackers Tools

Hello.

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends, scare them, or get revenge on someone?

Well with my tutorial(s) I can show you how to do that.
This is my first tutorial so bear with me.
Also, this tutorial is going to be put into parts because I have school

and AP classes.
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What I will be teaching in all my tutorials:
- Hacker tools(Tutorial 1)
- How to hack into computers(Tutorial 2)
- How to hack wireless networks for free internet(Tutorial 3)
- Etc...I dont want to write it all out(Tutorial 4 - ....)
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Disclaimer: This guide is for educational purposes only. I dont care

what you do with this, just dont blame me if u get caught.
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Tutorial 1: The Tools
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There are three types of hackers the sneaky ones, the script kiddies, and the others...I hope by the end of this tutorial you will be a sneaky or other.


NEVER BE A SCRIPT KIDDIE OR I WILL KILL YOU AND GET OBAMA TO RAPE YOU!

Script Kiddie: Basically a leecher...
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Tools needed:
1. A computer
2. A bunch of programs
3. Motivation
4. A brain
5. An urge to kill zombies
6. Patience...my young padawan
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1. THE COMPUTER/PROGRAMS

Sneaky hackers are the type of people who do all their work on the go.

They never stay in one place for too long...
Requirements:
-LAPTOP
-WIRELESS CARD

Other hackers have the desktop computers so they have to stay in one place the entire time...
Requirements:
-DESKTOP
-WIRELESS CARD or ANTENNA

For people who want to have a career in hacking, like penetration testing,etc...will have to get a LAPTOP sooner or later.

There are no advantages or disadvantages to being either hacker, it just depends on how much you want to hack.

There are too many to name, so I will explain them when we use them.

One thing is for sure...

Operating System: LINUX

Why Linux?
1. No viruses
2. Free
3. Comes with programs
4. Free
6. Not gay like vista and 7
7. Free
8. You probably didnt see I skipped 5
5. FREEEE!!!!

You can use windows but I suggest Linux.
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2. MOTIVATION and OTHER STUFF

If your not willing to spend time and effort to learn this, please just stop reading now. Then follow these steps:
1. Close your browser
2. Open CMD
3. Type "format C:"...if your PC isnt broken then your a lucky hobo
4. Have fun...
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Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
Please Press Thanks so I get motivation to continue on...
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Any Questions?
PM me.

I will start on Tutorial 2 when I get home from school.

P.S. Im 16. Please dont flame me if some of my info is incorrect, this is my first tutorial give me a break.