Ok, it's breakfast...

My girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch with me having my laptop out and her on the desktop computer checking her FaceBook while I browsed the forums, and this thing on NBC comes up saying "Dirtier then a toilet Seat."
So, we were watching it and all and it says, "Guess which one has the most germs out of these Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Mustard, Sugar, and the Menu." Of course I said that the salt and pepper shakers were the dirtiest and germiest while she said the menu. I made it a little interesting by saying, "Whoever gets it right makes breakfast."

OF FREAKIN' COURSE SHE'S RIGHT.

I am so glad you told me this I mean who in their right mind wouldn't care about this stuff somebodies gotta post this great and informational stuff on the forums thank you!

You belong in the kitchen

Well, breakfast is over.

Nice sarcasm, Ash.

Fuck you, Pazzy.

lol @ dis spam thread.
so , was it a

breakfast

She's making you her bitch.

Originally Posted by Unabomber

She's making you her bitch.

She's already abusive when we try and have sex ;(...

Originally Posted by imachoob

She's already abusive when we try and have sex ;(...

"Try and have sex."

I'm not sure how you try to have sex, I'm pretty sure you're either having it, or you're not.

When she gets mad at you, smack her ass and tell her to get back into the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

Oh and, just another thing: you might get charged for something called "sexual assault". It's not a big deal though

Originally Posted by Unabomber

"Try and have sex."

I'm not sure how you try to have sex, I'm pretty sure you're either having it, or you're not.

It's the same thing every time...
"I have a headache."
"It's that time of month."
"I'm too tired."

She's getting tired of my cock, nooo D:.

i'm hungry

Originally Posted by AVGN

i'm hungry

Then go make food ??

Originally Posted by a75643

lol @ dis spam thread.
so , was it a

breakfast

So it's a spam thread. You posted in a spam thread.
Posts in a spam thread = ... spam?

Spam = ban?

Originally Posted by Subpoena

So it's a spam thread. You posted in a spam thread.
Posts in a spam thread = ... spam?

Spam = ban?

you posted in the spam thread too?
posts in a spam thread = ...spam
spam=ban asian rat

Originally Posted by imachoob

It's the same thing every time...
"I have a headache."
"It's that time of month."
"I'm too tired."

She's getting tired of my cock, nooo D:.

She's always been tired of it.

Ok, it's breakfast...

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