Mr. Lonely (01-27-2011)
Eat pussy correctly...
Yes thats right how to eat pussy. I know your first time it can be stressful and your probably worried about doing something wrong, but in fact its easy as fuck.
First step use your tounge to depress the clit whilst rubbing your fingers on the outside of the hole. Remember don't start penetrating with your fingers until your fingers get wet from her, which usually happens about the same time she starts to moan. Then start moving your tongue around while applying pressure. Try to spell the alphabet or whatever technique you feel is most effective. Every woman is different and you'll never figure out what they like until you start experimenting with her.
Next step use your tongue to penetrate and move it in a circular motion decreasing tension and allowing your fingers to slide in and out easily. If she hasn't shaved then use it to advantage and close your eyes and use the pubes as brail.
After she is nice and wet and everything is slippery then start to use your imagination. Do something that you think she might like, you never know until you try. Worst that can happen is she'll tell you she don't like that and to stop. If that happens then go back to playing with the clit.(hint: it helps if you suck on the clit while flicking it with your tounge)
Repeat and repeat and repeat until she starts to cum, remember to suck as hard as you can on the clit when she cums because honestly it tastes good.
IF you've done everything correctly than you can be sure your getting laid tonight.
p.s. for those of you that think to troll this thread n say shit like real men don't eat out, bitches love that shit more than wedding rings and chocolate
and remember the clit is the way to a womans heart
if you have suggestions or other techniques that i left out feel free to comment
or if you just wanna be a douche n talk shit
cuz i love to flame punk bitches
Remember to press thanks if i helped your virgin ass
Last edited by Stoney Franklin; 01-27-2011 at 12:00 PM.
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Mr. Lonely (01-27-2011)
i don't know what type of girls you've been seeing but licking clit isnt the way to a " womens " heart . Honestly i think your doing it all wrong. Sex is just a bonus in a relationship .
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you obviously didn't read it
don't comment unless your intelligence is at least equal to that of a retarded dog
if you've ever eaten out then you'd know everything i said is pretty much what your supposed to do
granted i didn't tell any of my tricks or trademarked moves but i did lay out how to simply do it cuz i know how hard it is for you virgins to get laid
this ^
just keep your techniques to yourself you don't want every buster who can get a bitch to start using your shit
get that shit trademarked and copyrighted if you know what i mean
You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....
More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe
GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related
You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....
More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe
GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related
I saw this in a movie on comedy central btw.
And im smart cause I havent had sex because im 15
i dont want a kid.
and your 2 friends that lost it when they were 12 propably lied.
i seen that alphabet thing on a stand up on comedy central but its something homies have been sayin for years
i think the first person to ever say the alphabet thing was funkmaster flex(i doubt you actually know who that is but he is the PIMP OF PIMPS)
i don't even remember who i lost my virginity to i just know one day i started fuckin bitches
you probably are the smarter one though cuz i gotta kid now n its a bitch to raise a child in todays world
You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....
More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe
GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related
Lol..
If you where a girl i would hit you up..
Stoney Franklin (01-27-2011)
You can quote me on this..when it comes to juggalos we're.....
More than a charm n a chain we're like a crackpipe
GOT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THE JUGGALO FAMILY LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2kY...eature=related