1. David is fat .
2. Even though the hair looks fucked up , hes hair irl doesn't even look that good.
3. Yes hes face is monnggged .
4. He's too lame to be a fairy .
5. If David was a fairy & looked like this , i'll point my finger everywhere , yes i mean everywhere .
6. i could go on listing , but u can't be fucked to keep on reading .