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  1. 02-25-2011 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post
    Q: Whats the best part of raping babies?


    A: Kicking them to death in a forest aftewards.
    oooo dead baby jokes. My turn.

    Q: Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

    A: The live one at the bottom.


    Q: Whats worse than that?

    A: He eats his way out.


    Q: Whats worse than that?

    A: He goes back for seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    oooo dead baby jokes. My turn.

    Q: Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

    A: The live one at the bottom.


    Q: Whats worse than that?

    A: He eats his way out.


    Q: Whats worse than that?

    A: He goes back for seconds.
    Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

    A: Depends how hard you throw them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

    A: Depends how hard you throw them.
    How are babies and elderly alike?

    They both are loads of fun to throw out of cars.
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    Whats Worse than a Worm in your apple?


    The Holocaust




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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    How are babies and elderly alike?

    They both are loads of fun to throw out of cars.
    What do babies and dogs have in common?

    They eat their own shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HughJass View Post


    What do babies and dogs have in common?

    They eat their own shit.
    Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a rusty kitchen knife?

    A: An erection.
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    Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?





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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a rusty kitchen knife?

    A: An erection.
    What happens when a baby boy meets a baby girl?

    They -play- with each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HughJass View Post


    What happens when a baby boy meets a baby girl?

    They -play- with each other.
    Q: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?

    A: A blender.


    Q: How do ou get them out?

    A: Tortilla chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Q: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?

    A: A blender.


    Q: How do ou get them out?

    A: Tortilla chips.

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    Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a Twix bar?

    A: 60 calories.
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    What Do You Call A Bunch Of White Men On A Bench?

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    what were the first words adam spoke to eve?
    i don't know how big this thing gets.




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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
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    Womens Rights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a Twix bar?

    A: 60 calories.
    Q: Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?

    A: To see the expression on his face.

    I also lol'd at the david thorne one. That guy is a hilarious ass.
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