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Help Man :(
Every time i date a girl she comes up and hugs me and then...... I fart.
It goes like squeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak, and then a little suprise squeak at the end, any help to fix this?
#1 ·
Sorry, but I lol'ed of your problem...
#2 ·
i need help cuz my mom hugged me too and guess what, SQUEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKK
#3 ·
u made me lol so fking hard
#4 ·
Everytime I see this thread guess what, I LAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
What I can do?
#5 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
Everytime I see this thread guess what, I LAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
What I can do?
that ^ .
dam im lol'ing so fking hard . xD
#9 ·
fake and gay
#6 ·
Quote Originally Posted by CaT- View Post
fake and gay
Thats not nice, i tried bouncing on a exercise ball but that wont work, i called my doctor he acually lol'ed and i hung up.
#7 ·
Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
Thats not nice, i tried bouncing on a exercise ball but that wont work, i called my doctor he acually lol'ed and i hung up.
Bounce some more
#8 ·
Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me
#11 ·
Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me
I can imagine the sex.
#13 ·
Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
Okay but my girlfriend sslapped me and she said she wont go to bed with me
Get a different girlfriend. Obviously this one doesn't like you
#14 ·
Quote Originally Posted by -+Hero+- View Post
Every time i date a girl she comes up and hugs me and then...... I fart.
It goes like squeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaak, and then a little suprise squeak at the end, any help to fix this?
It could be worse,
you could excrete your bowels.
#12 ·
don't date girls.
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