[HELP]CAN SOMEONE PLEASE

Hello, I need serious help.

Does anyone have like an extra 30 bucks that I can borrow.
Or maybe if people start sending me change. C'mon, under the cushions, piling on your dressing, hell, even under car seats and in ashtrays.

A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY!!!

I need to collect $30 exactly by the beginning of next month to pay a fine and Keep MY ASS OUTTA JAIL!!!!

30 dollars is pretty easy to get. Don't you have a job?

That's the problem. I lost my ride, and I would have to walk. The job market sucks, and I've been looking for a quite a few months. I found one place, but the walk there would be a few hours.
Yeah, I know, 30 bucks aint that much, only a few hours worth of work. Landscaping season is almost over, and it's hard to find anything within walking distance.

I kinda posted this as a joke, but I'm willing to see where it goes.
I know someone was doing something to raise money for a stolen cell phone, when I see it, I'm gonna PM them to find out more.