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Q. What did Santa say to the three blonds on the corner?

A. Hoe Hoe Hoe

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Q:why was the washing machine laugthing so much?
A:it was taking the piss out of the pants

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Q:Whats The Definition of a skeleton?

A:A stripper that went too far!

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Q:What does Fanta stand for?
A:Fucking Arabians Never Trust Alcohol.
#1 ·
Didn't find any of these funny
#2 ·
Enough with the dumb fucking threads.
#3 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Shadeyz346 View Post
One day a canadian guy came to a mexican food place .. the waiter told him that they got a fresh barbicano meat today .. the guy asked wat was that , the waiter told him its a meat of a fresh bull killed in the field today .. the guy ate it and found it delicious .. the next day the guy came again to the food place and asked for the same dish .. but he found the meat saltier and smaller .. he asked the waiter why the meat was smaller and saltier the waiter told him " sir , you see the bull .. does not always lose "
Nice one and also I'm a Muslim too

Quote Originally Posted by Killianaire View Post
Enough with the dumb fucking threads.
Flame somewhere else you asspick.
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Quote Originally Posted by zunaid9211 View Post
Flame somewhere else you asspick.
Asspick? Haha, asspick?
GG, bro.

#11 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Killianaire View Post


Asspick? Haha, asspick?
GG, bro.

I have no idea why but you really piss me off.
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Quote Originally Posted by zunaid9211 View Post
I have no idea why but you really piss me off.
Well , you should have said axepick-like ass
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Quote Originally Posted by Shadeyz346 View Post
Well , you should have said axepick-like ass
Yeah true I should.
#14 ·
I found them funny.
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Quote Originally Posted by zunaid9211 View Post
I found them funny.
The Santa one was the only funny one. Only because it made sense, the others were dumb
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Quote Originally Posted by Margherita View Post


The Santa one was the only funny one. Only because it made sense, the others were dumb
Their meant to be dumb...
#10 ·
One day a canadian guy came to a mexican food place .. the waiter told him that they got a fresh barbicano meat today .. the guy asked wat was that , the waiter told him its a meat of a fresh bull killed in the field today .. the guy ate it and found it delicious .. the next day the guy came again to the food place and asked for the same dish .. but he found the meat saltier and smaller .. he asked the waiter why the meat was smaller and saltier the waiter told him " sir , you see the bull .. does not always lose "
#6 ·
1 more thread turned into flame war
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