v3ndetta_ (05-19-2011)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
v3ndetta_ (05-19-2011)
awesome xd
this made my day xd
I love it when people keep their agreements /sarcasm ftw
I heard this before. Still funny as shit though .
Oh lol im going to do this when i die
Saw this on facebook weeks ago.
hahahahaha ty man xd
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kitchen is better
Never heard it before but not funny. Racism jokes or none at all please.
Or you could put her in the kitchen....