Name changing

Hello, My name is Dylan Drake I created an account awhile ago, I post occasionally only when it's necessary, I find that me trying to postcount++ is unnecessary, thus the reason why I only have 160+ posts. So my whole reason for this thread is a name change "petition". All I want is a simple name change, I find that me posting 1000 times is not needed, I've noticed members from 2 months ago with 500 posts, thats crazy, I know I need 1000 posts for a name change, but why can't you just make an exception? I know you will post saying that if you make an exception for me you'll have to make an exception for everyone wanting a name change, I just think that the period at the end of my name is not needed, please reply with feedback or post agreeing with me about how sometimes 1000 post count shouldn't always be the case.