My computer is like my baby.
So I'm bending down on my knee's (inb4suckingdick) and looking for something, and I just start rubbing my computer whispering "hey you're a good girl, yes you are yes you are good girl yesss".
This actually happened,
Ex Middleman
My computer is like my baby.
Consult a doctor or a shrink.
Free Tristan <3
Stevenom (07-16-2011)
YOu like your computer
Sexual relations with a machine I see.
you spend too much time at your comp.
You guys must be insanely bored on MPGH today, every thread posted today has been complete shit.
Hip Hop thread Part 1 (No Longer Updated): https://www.mpgh.net/forum/316-music-...-hop-list.html
Part 2 (No Longer Updated): https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...ad-pt-2-a.html
Part 3: COMING SOON
Your computer is a fembot?
FOREVER FAT NIGGA
Looking into her dreamy usb ports... slowly stroking her gentle disk drives... slowly unplugging her sata cables preparing for penetration..
I find being nice to my computers actually make them run faster
@Insane Lemme join you in insanity?