This one time, my friend was in the locker room changing, and some kid found a used condom. So the kid picked it up (only God knows why) and yelled "HEADS UP!" and tossed it to my friend.
Well, they were good buddies, so my friend knew what to do. He wrung up his shirt, and hit the condom. The condom flew across the locker room, and landed onto the P.E. teacher's face. He got suspended for about a week.
Good times.