Help me get a girl friend please :(

[Battlefield 3]

@tHeDoCtOr46

dafuq?



Y U NO WER CLEAN SOCKZ?

What's up with all those socks comments...

[batyee1]

tbf dont be scared, thats all i can say. and if ur rlly nervouse around her just keep joking around and laughing ur ass off, act like your not seduced at all, just laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh and eventually she'll be like shet he don like me! then boom u ask her out and shes all over ur dick.

[Marauder]

Remove the fucking pony avatar, big homo status.

[Shame]

Talk to yourself in front of a mirror, and try to gain confidence by roll playing with your sister or someone if you really need that much support

[batyee1]

Talk to yourself in front of a mirror, and try to gain confidence by roll playing with your sister or someone if you really need that much support

that doesnt work for shet.

[Hate]

ok
@luojunkai123
Just chill out dude
Single out your target and be like
"Hey, You seem pretty cool wanna go catch a movie or something this weekend?"
If she is 'busy' ask for a different day if she is 'busy' again drop it for a while and just go for casual conversations
Find things you have in common with her. Work of those things.
Go watch some movie you know she will like even if you will hate it bring your phone or something. Just get talking to her, Find things you both like casual conversation face to face when you can or on facebook/over the phone

[-Gh0st-bkup]

1, Grow some balls
2, get confidence
3, don't look like a geek,nerd,douche,asshole,cuntthatwillprobablybulli ed.
4, walk up to her
5, start a convo
6, at the end ask her out
7, if she rejects then, well your fucked.

tip. Chill out, don't over reacted or shit, you'll be known as "coward of the year."

[Hate]

GRRRRRR


TASTY INTERNET SLUTS...



Y U NO VISIT ME IRL!@#!@#!@!#!

They ain't even hot bro

[-Gh0st-bkup]

Ugly internet sluts.
If you want them your desperate and have no life and your probably living in your parents basement looking at men porn.

[Hate]

@lookin4chams why u no find real life sluts

[Battlefield 3]

1, Grow some balls
2, get confidence
3, don't look like a geek,nerd,douche,asshole,cuntthatwillprobablybulli ed.
4, walk up to her
5, start a convo
6, at the end ask her out
7, if she rejects then, well your fucked.

tip. Chill out, don't over reacted or shit, you'll be known as "coward of the year."

ok
@luojunkai123
Just chill out dude
Single out your target and be like
"Hey, You seem pretty cool wanna go catch a movie or something this weekend?"
If she is 'busy' ask for a different day if she is 'busy' again drop it for a while and just go for casual conversations
Find things you have in common with her. Work of those things.
Go watch some movie you know she will like even if you will hate it bring your phone or something. Just get talking to her, Find things you both like casual conversation face to face when you can or on facebook/over the phone

Thanks guys
And btw I'm 15

[Poison]

suck it up eharmony works

[lookin4chams]

@lookin4chams why u no find real life sluts

lolz dude.. ive met real life sluts.... lols.. i just dont like them because their vags are loose and have been fucked too much...

i prefer the good girls that believe sex is something sacred

[Ark2]

your outlook is pretty bleak unless you get a sexchange

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

You just have to be chilled. If you stress out you will screw it up. Just talk to her as you would talk to a friend. No reason to be nervous