Need to get expelled

[Ed]

Try get it on with the hot teacher

Or do what someone at my old school did
Stab someone with scissors
or in year 6 the guy looked up porn

[Reks.]

tip over all the vending machines and smash them.

[Ed]

better Idea
Get some meatspin on all the pcs
ask the really hot teacher if you have been naughty

[Paladin]

Get you and a heap of friends to re-enact Columbine.

[Ed]

Get you and a heap of friends to re-enact Columbine.

get heaps of your friends to re-enact 9/11
If you cant get a plane then use a homemade bomb

[parag0nx9]

i am just gonna go to school tommorow drunk, weed i have a thing called market day tommor im gonna swear at teachers. wow i wonder what my parents would do.

[Lmsjr1234]

Kidnap the principle and hold him hostage for a hot teacher.

[MellowHypeAlt]

You shouldn't even try to get explledif you don't even know how

[Ed]

i am just gonna go to school tommorow drunk, weed i have a thing called market day tommor im gonna swear at teachers. wow i wonder what my parents would do.

try fuck one of the teachers first

[Tall kiwi]

lol y dont u just sign out of school permanently >.<

[parag0nx9]

You shouldn't even try to get explledif you don't even know how

i know how its just i need ways that wont get me in trouble with the police

[iGaz]

Guess what i got expelled a few weeks ago.
Some things you can do

1) plank
2) say fuck, dick, asshole, slut to every teacher
3) insult your principal
4) break all the school rules in a matter of seconds
5) break school equipment and not pay.
6) go into the principals office and fuck up everything
7) draw dicks everywhere.
8) Graffiti.

[The Productive Tnuc]

i am just gonna go to school tommorow drunk, weed i have a thing called market day tommor im gonna swear at teachers. wow i wonder what my parents would do.

o.O My primary school had that shit, what year are you in?

[Ed]

fuck a hot teacher

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

Coming to school wasted is probably your best bet.