Cops....

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Cops....
So there I was sitting on a chair in the front of a shopping center (Called a "Mall"
in America) and these cops started coming at me....
There was about 6 cop cars and 11 cops walking towards me and I was thinking is there a bomb in there or something and are they coming to question me?
But no...
There was a armed robbery 20 minutes before they came to me and thought I was the one that did it...
The robber was wearing a hoodie at the time of the robbery and so was I when they walked up to me so I started to get a bit nervous...
They then started to question me about where I was 20 minutes ago and who can prove I was there in which I responded "I was at the grocery store buying a can of pepsi and you can go ask the girl at the register for proof" they then hand cuffed me and walked me to the grocery store from which I bought the pepsi to ask the girl at the register if I was really there...
She said yes and showed the cops the receipt of my purchase which was 1 minute before the robbery took place and they then let me go
Well that was one hell of a night....
Wrong Place at The Wrong Time... That's cops for you, lucky for you, u had an alibi...
Fucking arab, stop trying to bomb our shit
hah, that was fun
Cops asked me if I broke into the house down the street because they got a report like an hour ago from a home invasion. I was 10 at the time playing Yu-Gi-Oh in my front yard with 2 friends and my brother.


Piggys so dumb.
Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious View Post
Cops asked me if I broke into the house down the street because they got a report like an hour ago from a home invasion. I was 10 at the time playing Yu-Gi-Oh in my front yard with 2 friends and my brother.


Piggys so dumb.

Dude....who the fuck plays Yu-Gi-Oh
That's like....2000.
Quote Originally Posted by FUKO View Post



Dude....who the fuck plays Yu-Gi-Oh
That's like....2000.
That was like 2000.

Can you not read I was 10 at the time? /fp
Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious View Post

That was like 2000.

Can you not read I was 10 at the time? /fp
My bad, read it as "It was 10 at the time" lol.
See what hours of no sleep gets you?
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My bad, read it as "It was 10 at the time" lol.
See what hours of no sleep gets you?
It's cool. I was like in 3rd grade. I remember cause my moms boyfriend grounded me for like 2 months for talking to the cops. He was a drug dealer
tl;dr

sum it up bruh.
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tl;dr

sum it up bruh.
You're missing a good story about how cops fail once again.
What if she said "I don't know who the fk he is"... then you wouldve been fked. Does getting handcuffed mean you were arrested? Or are they not the same thing?
TL;DR version: Cops blow.
Thats the pigs for yeah.
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