What in the blue fuck...

Okay so I have this problem, I come onto MPGH everyday and I see the same old shit but just in different threads.

Why are sixty percent of you too retarded to be able to comprehend the English language?

For the other forty percent I apologise for this but to the retarded; Learn English please. I can appreciate that most of you are like thirteen so here is a lesson for you.

Common mistakes:


It's & Its:

Wrong: the monster is attacking with it's own weapons.

Correct: I think that it's a really nice day today.


Wrong: why do you think its always my fault?

Correct: look at that dog over there, shitting out of its own arse.

Loose & Lose:

Wrong: I always loose my mind.

Correct:my wrist bracelet has come loose.


Wrong: the wiring underneath the cable over there looks lose.

Correct: England will not lose the game against Wales that is coming up very soon.


These are just two examples of all of the retarded mistakes that people make on this site.

Also, the first letter of every sentence in the English language should be capitalized and should also finish with a full stop, exclamation mark or a question mark.

I have respect for all of you who can already write correctly without any errors.