I will literally die

Well, tomorrow i have a soccer tournament and the thing is that i haven't been on a training like for almost 4 months.
I don't have the lung capacity to run 45 mins.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Any help to have a momentary increased lung capacity? ( No breathing shits)

Do meth, usually helps me

Can't really increase it withought practise If you want to learn quick. Hold your breath under water, untill you can't hold it anymore then lift your head and take deep breath's for 1min. Then repeat it 5 times

3 Lines of cocaine and you will be fine

I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea

Originally Posted by Kirigaya Kazuto

I was thinking of drinking a energizing drink, but i guess its a bad idea

That's like eating sugar for 5minutes. Then after 30min, shiting out energy

Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?

Originally Posted by Commander X

Increase your hemoglobin in your red blood cells?

Well, it thought the energizing drink was a wonderful idea before knowing that i can have heart problems in the middle of the match

steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick

Originally Posted by Poison

steroids start running now hopefully the steroids will get you into shape quick

OH YES.
I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
And not been tired enough to play the match

Originally Posted by Kirigaya Kazuto

OH YES.
I can increase my lung capacity in less than 12 hours rite?
And not been tired enough to play the match

You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready

You will die if you don't stop using my god damn font color.

Originally Posted by Poison

You might use steroids to heal your muscle quick/get lung capcity also run for 12 hours straight use crystal meth to stay awake and focused
if steroids+meth doesnt kill you youll be fine and ready

HELL YEAH,

A soccer match doesn't worth it.

Originally Posted by -Blood-

45 minutes? What kind of match is that?

Well, 2 parts of 45 mins each one, with a rest of 10 mins between parts.

Originally Posted by Austin

You will die if you don't stop using my god damn font color.

PLS DON'T KILL ME

45 minutes? What kind of match is that?

Smoke alot of cig's. it will do you well.

I will literally die

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