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Whenever I'm done eating (whether it be a snack or a meal), I have to take this medicine called "Mylanta".
Of course, knowing my luck, I get one of the three side effects it comes with.
Diarrhea.

I almost shit myself in class yesterday because I sneezed.
And every time I DO take a shit, it shotguns onto the back of my toilet.

If I don't take it, my pancreas goes insane, but if I do take it, I have to go to the bathroom every hour. What do.

remove pancreas start going on fake pancreatic drug fluid(this is true there are pills that imitate the effect of pancreatic fluid)

ouch....sounds hurt.

cbf, change brands. get healthy. fuck your pancreas :c and fuck sneezing altogether.