❗ THE TRUTH ABOUT GOURAV
In a field one summer's day Gourav was hopping about, chirping and singing to his heart's content. A mexican passed by, bearing along with great toil a bottle of whisky he was taking to his dump.
"Why not come and sing with me," said Gourav, "instead of drinking your ass out in that way you old fuck?"
"Because I have little boys to rape," said the mexican, "and recommend you to do the same."
"Why bother about little boys?" said the Gourav; "We have got plenty of old ladies at my house." But the mexican went on his way and continued his toil.
When the winter came Gourav had no one to sing with and no one to butt rape - while he saw the mexican raping little boys every day... .Then Gourav knew: It is best to prepare for days of need. THEN BANGLE WAS BORN.
THE END.
"Why not come and sing with me," said Gourav, "instead of drinking your ass out in that way you old fuck?"
"Because I have little boys to rape," said the mexican, "and recommend you to do the same."
"Why bother about little boys?" said the Gourav; "We have got plenty of old ladies at my house." But the mexican went on his way and continued his toil.
When the winter came Gourav had no one to sing with and no one to butt rape - while he saw the mexican raping little boys every day... .Then Gourav knew: It is best to prepare for days of need. THEN BANGLE WAS BORN.
THE END.
Originally Posted by BangleDanglesYourLangle
