[TUT] How To Get A Girl, {Do's And NOT TO DO's)

Hey,

For those poor people here,
I am making a special thread for you guys
HOW TO GET A GIRL

If You Have Anything Of Below, Dont Read This Tut:
1. Ur Ugly,
2. Ur Ugly
3. Ur Ugly
4. Your A Computer Nerd
5. You Have A Lv 60+ World Of Warcraft Account
6. You Already Have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend
7. You; Lesbian/Gay/Bi
8. You Don't Have a Live
9. If INt ID=8. THEN GOTO: Google OR eBay - New & used electronics, cars, apparel, collectibles, sporting goods & more at low prices
10. There Isn't a 10
11. There Isn't a 11
12. There Isnt a 12
13. Don't Click Here... Klikhierniet.net --> Toch geklikt? :: www.watbenjedan.info ::
14. You Are Already Cumming, If Squrting(Call me and do it in my mouth)

Ok so let's start

Your on school and you see that freaking boy/girl u want to fuck/kiss with
But you still realise u arent cool,beatiful (OR W/E You Spell It)
Also, If You Want To see His/Her Dick/Pussy Follow This TUT!
Now you really have to follow this TUT!

Follow These Steps Bellow For; A GIRL

You Want To See Her Pussy!

1. Ask Her To Go Out
2. Give her Some beer/whine till she is drunk
3. ask her to see IT
4. hope she say yes, if she died cuz beer, I DIDNT DID ANYTHING

If You want to see His Dick (GAYS DONT READ)

1. Go to the boy
2. If your a girl, Put ur trousers and ur underwear to ur feet, then show him your little pussy, then ask him to put down his underwear and trousers, I call this: RickStylez, Why? My name is Rick.

If You Are GAY...

1. Get a Life
2. Go to; www.gofindagay.com then maybe u find another to do things with

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Maybe i will update this post multiple times,
I will also Reserve some posts,
Please dont be mean to me, I just help you to get a life

P.S
If youre a girl, then PM me, i wish to fuck with ya
Hope your not such as ugly like these boys here on MPGH (ever looked those avatars? Bleghhh)

Ok Lots Of Succes With Your Boy/Girl

~Natureskillz~