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Spilt my water on my xbox controller Now when I turn it upside down and shake, water comes out

Have you guys every split something on your device?

I've dropped my phone into the toilet, twice.

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

Originally Posted by Azathth

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's so gay.

Originally Posted by Azathth

I got ketchup on my dick one time.

OMG I mistake my dick for a hotdog too!

Originally Posted by EpicUser

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's so gay.

So getting ketchup on my dick is gay. What's that? There's no other males involved? You're clearly dumb/immature or a teenage combination of both.

Originally Posted by Azathth

So getting ketchup on my dick is gay. What's that? There's no other males involved? You're clearly dumb/immature or a teenage combination of both.

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

Originally Posted by EpicUser

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

You're talking about another man's dick. FAAAG

Originally Posted by EpicUser

Talking about your dick when it's 22913192863 dudes on MPGH..

Don't see anything in the context that makes it gay. So if I'm bragging that I boned a hot slut last night with my huge 8in John that makes me a fag? You have some growing up to do.

I sneeze on my monitor all the time.

Spilled water all over my laptop, was like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, was surprised that it's still working.

There was this one thing with a pie...

Originally Posted by Paladin

There was this one thing with a pie...

Why is it that I don't remember this scene? Was this in the beginning? I recall being stoned the day I watched the movie.

I've jumped into a lake forgetting I had my HTC EVO in my pocket, like 2 days ago.

my mate managed to make his ipod fall off his top bunk in the middle of the night making it land in a glass of water on the floor

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