no school

get to school at 9am theaten to set teacher on fire, get excluded back before 11 = profit

= retarded

you woke up early for nothing
should have gone at 11, threaten
her, go home at 11:15
thats a profit

haha that sounds good

While you are at McDonald's flippin burgers I am going to be having sex with some fine bitches in my mansion. I am going to be a lawyer.

As long as your intelligent enough to be a programmer, life will be epic.

Threatening to set the teacher on fire isn't that great of a threat

Too boring make your threat more detailed and maybe set a time so she can

be racked with fear for hours/days/months until she finds out you were lying :O

lmao. this kid the other day kicked a dent into the teach's desk and told her to go fuck off. sorry but it was halarious. hauahuahauh ha ha ha

We had a bomb threat at our school last week.

No school, no make up.

lmao we have a young teacher and my friend taps her ass everytime we enter the room. and hits on her 24/7

Greg do you have downsyndrome? You threatened your teacher? Why the fuck would you do that?

for lols.

look @ what my classmate wrote
Omnipotent

just to get rid of our chemistry teacher