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Search for something stupid/gay/funny and click search result with guide, and have fun! ^-^

Post your outrageous requests chats!

JerryT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JerryT: Hello, how are you?
You: good
JerryT: Great
JerryT: Is there something specific you would like to know about this topic?
You: well, i am a homosexual male, and i am single, i want to find someone to be my partner
JerryT: Like a dating website?
You: Um, something descreet
You: Actually im looking for site tha t specializes in sexual type relationships
JerryT: Hmm, I'm not very good at this kind of topic. Would you like me to transfer you to another guide?
You: Are you sure? Because i just got transfered to you? and i really want some help on this topic
JerryT: Well, I'll see what I can do for you.
You: Thank you, if you know any guides that are homosexual, that might be easier, i could she how this would be difficult for a straight male
You: i have been to true.com, i didnt really find the type of relationship i was looking for
JerryT: How about eharmony?
You: i've tried most of the known dating sites, they dont specialize in the needs that i have
JerryT: I see...have you tried outpersonals?
You: no i have not, i would like to know if there were any homosexual guides, this might be easier for them
JerryT: Sure, I can transfer you to another guide. However, I don't know if he/she is gay.
You: ok
JerryT: Alright, have a wonderful day.
You: thank you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonaldP
DonaldP: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonaldP: How are you doing today? What type of information can I find for you?
You: Donald are you a homosexual? i am looking for a homosexual guide
DonaldP: No I am not.
You: o darn, i have been searching for a while now
DonaldP: Im sorry.
DonaldP: Is there anything I can help you find today?
You: because most of the questions i ask would be more suited for homosexuals, i think they would be too uncomfortable for you to answer
DonaldP: If you would like I could find you a few links on the information you are requesting.
You: i tried with other people already, well thanks for the help, i guess i will just have to go out to clubs and stuff to find what im looking for
DonaldP: Alright, Have a great day!

Lol owned, I did this too asking for "god meat".

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sharlah
sharlah: Welcome to ChaCha!
sharlah: hello
sharlah: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
sharlah: hello?........are you there?
You: What in your opinion is better? Chicken or turkey?
sharlah:

well i like them both. May I help you search for something?
You: you like them both?
You: you have to be specific
You: like at wendy's
You: i have to have chicken strips and ranch
You: its not turkey
sharlah: ok .......chicken
You: but why?!
You: why chicken for your?
You: dont let my opinion ruin yours
sharlah: i guess I just like the taste better , chicken is not as dry as turky
sharlah: *turkey
You: lol
You: this is an amazing thing
sharlah: now is there something that I can help you search for ? : )
You: leading chicken producers?
sharlah: sure one moment please
You: So do you get paid to answer peoples questions, or rather to help them search?
sharlah: i'm really here to help you search, but if I can answer a question I dont mind
You: but is it a job?
sharlah: yes
You: Does it pay well?
You: it must be strange, weird, and demanding to talk to strange people on the internet
sharlah: not really its kind of fun
You: salary or minimum wage
You: lol
You: not minimum wage
You: i meant wages
You: lol ok sharlah, have a nice day
sharlah: i'm a stay at home mom so its ok for an extra income
sharlah: you too > bye : )
You: bye bye
sharlah: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Mine was kind of lame, I had to be nice to a lady... perhaps with someone else..

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieS
StephanieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
StephanieS: Hello!
You: hi
StephanieS: What about google can I help you with today?
You: whoa
You: are you like
You: a robot?
StephanieS: Nope, I'm a human.

You: whoaaaa
You: like
You: a humanoid?
You: zomg
StephanieS: Sure, if that's what you want to think.
You: wooooow
You: thats sooo cool
You: anyway
You: shit
StephanieS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (shit)
You: now i forgot what i was gonna ask
StephanieS: Haha, what can I help you with?
You: k bye

This is awesome, I will keep doing this until someone loses their job lol.

hahaha

that will never happen.

i suck at talking.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: whats your name?
AmandaD: hello
AmandaD: My name is Amanda
You: oh, amanda
AmandaD: yeah..
You: well whats up?
AmandaD: Not much.
AmandaD: what about peanut butter are you looking for today?
You: how did u get into this?
You: not right now
You: lets talk first
You: please
You: i am very bored
You: so i searched for peanut butter
AmandaD: I saw it on good morning america
AmandaD: Yes you did.
You: ummm, what kind of peanut butter do u like?
AmandaD: I love jiff crunchy.
AmandaD: What about you?
You: i like the same
You: OMG WE ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON
AmandaD: It must be fate.
You: yes!
You: well, thank you for your opinion
You: i g2g now tho
AmandaD: Now I am craving peanut butter.
AmandaD: OK. Thanks for using chacha.
You: haha :P
You: peanut butter is good
You: well, bye bye
AmandaD: Yes it is.
AmandaD: Bye

bitch was a robot like person!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamellC
JamellC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JamellC: hi
You: so, what king of condom do you think my girl friend would like?
You: one that tastes good
JamellC: You got it
You: well, can you give me some flavors that u would like
You: ?
JamellC: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
JamellC: I dont use condoms
You: oh, so you like the all natural feelings huh?
JamellC: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: what about pregnancy?
You: where do u think all that sperm goes? =/
You: i need to stop all that extra white stuff from going into her vag.
You: so please, help me
You: i am despret
You: well, are you there?
JamellC: I am looking for you now
JamellC: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: oh
You: i guess i could just use her mouth, well i have to go, bye bye
JamellC: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

LOL

I searched: "How to blow up the white house?"

It was short lived. Anyone else care to try?

Lol

and get the fbi on my ass? just like thier on yours for kiddie porn? -.-

Coming from a Prank Caller

FBI wont care, you n00b, plus you live in Canada! They aren't gonna do anything anyways. LOL. What a n00b. HI GUYS, THE INTERNETS HAS INFORMATIONS ON HOW TO BLOWS UP THE WHITEHOUSE, AND IM GONNA GO ASK A GUIDE. R-E-T-A-R-D.

I decided to simultaneously test the results of their engine.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: SushM
SushM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
SushM: Hi there, I'll be helping you with your search..
SushM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ok =)
You: A warrock game hacking community :\
You: forum or w/e
SushM: Sure
SushM: One moment while I bring up that information for you..
SushM: Please take a look at this result while i come up with more for you...
SushM: you have to rigister for the seond site
You: its not appearing
You: i dont see it
You: i dont mind registering
SushM: are you not seeing the results
You: no
SushM: did you see the first result
You: nope
You: im not seeing anything :|
SushM: NOw
You: nope
SushM: under the guide results area
You: nothing
SushM: ok
SushM: I'll send you the results
SushM: now did you get the results
SushM: ?
You: nope
You: its always been a blank page
SushM: I am sorry I'll transfer you to another guide
You: it says searching ... on the bopttom
You: ok
SushM: May be there is some problem with the system?
SushM: I apologise for that
You: I dont know
You: it was working before
SushM: For me too
You: Hmm
SushM: I had searches before and no problem
SushM: I'll inform the problem
SushM: I again apologise to you
You: NP
SushM: I'll be transfering you to another guide
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: JennyK
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaMarieT
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaC
AngelaC: Hi, welcome to ChaCha.My name is Angela and I will be assisting in your search.
AngelaC: What types of information can I find for you on this topic?
You: Umm
You: warrock game hacking community
AngelaC: Sure. Just give me a moment and I'll have those results for you.
You: the other guide
You: couldnt
You: get results to show up
You: on the window on the right
You: can you try real quick with any link?
AngelaC: Sure.
AngelaC: Did that one work?
AngelaC: Do you shwo any results being sent?
AngelaC: *show
You: no
AngelaC: how about now?
You: nope
You: any idea why?
You: it was working fine before
You: like a fewdays ago
AngelaC: Let me delete these results and start fresh. If this doesnt work I will have to send this session to HQ
You: ok
AngelaC: Give me a moment and i wqill manually send results to you ok?
You: k
AngelaC: Ok im going to send them now, let me know if you receive them
AngelaC: Did they show?
You: nope
AngelaC: Ok let me send the results of the websites through to you on chat and then report this to HQ OK?
You: ok
AngelaC: www.mpgh.net/forum/
You: alright
You: thanks
You: ^-^
AngelaC: www.mpgh.net
You: That works for me, I already have an account there =)
You: thanks!

Guide results not work anymore. =<