Joke Thread
Joke Thread
I wanna see if you guys have humor or not.
Just put a Joke or something funny.
NO Spam. Bishes.
Just put a Joke or something funny.
NO Spam. Bishes.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Originally Posted by EndRiT
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: Define: Genius
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
Why don't mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.
how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
The beans fall through the little holes.
how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets in immovable object?
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Snow
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Originally Posted by 309592309592
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
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Absolutely nothing!
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That one was good. :4
What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
The black ones steal your watch.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Cocoa puffs
What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
An oil spill
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN ... SHOOT ... and STEAL
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
Will the defendent please rise.
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
The black ones steal your watch.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Cocoa puffs
What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
An oil spill
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN ... SHOOT ... and STEAL
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There's skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
Will the defendent please rise.
Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
LOL I loooove thiis thrread.
what happened when the chicken crossed the road?
PENIS ASS BALLS VAGINA
Zeinland .
good joke right?
good joke right?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bad, Bad Mintek!!!
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