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Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
2. She's funny
3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


PS: She also hates Twilight.
#1 ·
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn brother
#2 ·
Quote Originally Posted by user590177 View Post
Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
2. She's funny
3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


PS: She also hates Twilight.
Man.. that sux... well Kill it before it lay eggs i say.. or burin it with fire thats an effectly way to kill monsters.. haha idk.. man GL hope you Get your self out of it XD
#3 ·
I really hope that she changed since the date on which that photo was took. Like her cousin.
#4 ·
Dude, you are fucked, no way to get out of it now without being an asshole... Good luck with the situation.... :/
#5 ·
Quote Originally Posted by user590177 View Post
Like really. This bitch now likes my comments, so I sent her a friend request..She accepts and there we go:
1. We have a mutual friend (a girl from my class)
2. She's funny
3. Along the conversation she told me that she was a PS3 player so I asked her for a photo proof (she sent me that, OMG)
4. Later on her PC crashes and the motherboard gets fucked up (now she stays only from the phone)
5. Never wants to meet me IRL, says that it's better if we meet occasionally in the streets
6. Yesterday I find out that she loves Metallica, Guns n Roses and the Scorpions (girls here usually don't)
7. We keep the convo up and at a particular point she says: "it's incredible how many things we have in common"
8. When she gets off I find a photo of her.. (uploaded on FB about 2 years ago)

SHE WAS UGLY AS FUCK! Now what I'm trying to say is that in another photo on her cover's album she was pretty beautiful but in that one...blaaahhh

The point of this thread: IT WAS TOO PERFECT TO BE TRUE.


PS: She also hates Twilight.
Man.. that sux... well Kill it before it lay eggs i say.. or burin it with fire thats an effectly way to kill monsters.. haha idk.. man GL hope you Get your self out of it XD
#6 ·
ask for a recent one if your desperate.can't always judge on looks :/ as the term goes "don't judge a book by its cover" LOL
#7 ·
Quote Originally Posted by radnomguywfq3 View Post
Post the pic. OGOGOGOGOGOGOG
This is how she actually looks like:
PIC REMOVED CUZ JETA ALREADY SAW IT
Left one.
#10 · edited ·
Quote Originally Posted by user590177 View Post


This is how she actually looks like:
Left one.
She doesn't look that ugly lol.
#13 · edited ·
Quote Originally Posted by radnomguywfq3 View Post
She doesn't look that ugly lol.
She might have changed a lot during 1 year and a bit?
#14 ·
Quote Originally Posted by user590177 View Post


She might have changed a lot during 1 year and a bit?
I would think not. I mean, getting fat is something that happens over like 4 or 5 years. If she is 17> she isn't going to change that much physically over a year :S
#15 ·
^ Exactly.

That awkward moment when it hits my head, IT'S A BOY!
#9 ·
THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE GAY.

XD
#11 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE GAY.

XD
Sjoerd don't be jealous honey, you know you're the one that I decided to love for the rest of my life

On the day that I marry Sjoeeerrrdd
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