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Chat Transcript
Welcome to Rackspace. How can I assist you?
You have been connected to Amanda S.
Customer: Hello
Amanda S: Welcome to Rackspace, my name is Amanda, what's brought you to our site today?
Customer: Can these VPS hold up an IRC?
Customer: :l
Amanda S: Hi there!
Customer: bye then ._.
Customer: oh
Customer: Hi
Amanda S: This would be a question for the solutions specialist. My role here at Rackspace is to ask you a few questions to understand your needs better so that I can put you through to a solutions specialist, is that ok?
Customer: Sure
Amanda S: Are you looking at starting a new project, or are you looking at changing your hosting provider?
Customer: Oh, uhm I need a VPS for an IRC.
Customer: uhm...
Customer: hello?
Customer: :l
Amanda S: I am here, sorry
Customer: I need a
Customer: VPS for an IRC
Amanda S: Sorry, my role here isn't very technical. By IRC do you mean Internet Relay Chat?
Customer: yes i do
Amanda S: when would you want this solution online ideally for testing and a possible go live date?
Customer: As soon as possible
Amanda S: Ok, well it is currenlty out of office hours so I can't guarantee anyone will contact you until monday morning, is that ok?
Customer: that's fine
Customer: they don't kidnap me until monday.
Customer: i mean...
Amanda S: Ha ok, well in that case can I take some contact details from you? (full name, company name, telephone number and email address)
Amanda S: Hopefully you will stay safe until monday so that a solution specialist can contact you!
Customer: John Trollsten is my full name
Customer: I do not intend it to be for a company.
Amanda S: Ok, do you have a project name?
Customer: Email is tjohn@yahoo.com
Customer: yes
Customer: FesTowers
Customer: number is
Customer: 958
Customer: 117
Customer: thechickenisburning
Customer: you got all that?
Amanda S: That's great, thanks John Trolsten
Customer: it's 2 l's Amanda.
Customer: Trollsten
Customer: do you need any other details to help me keep my daugh... I mean make my dream come true?
Customer: Are you a robot or an actual person?
Amanda S: I am actual person
Customer: Oh that's good.
Amanda S: I am based in the UK
Customer: Ooo, that's interesting
Customer: I'm from Atlantis
Amanda S: United States?
Customer: No, Atlantis, Atlantic Ocean
Customer: Do you want some other contact details?
Customer: In case I am not available at my work.
Customer: Miss? Are you there?
Amanda S: No, I'm sure this willl be enough. Thank you for your time today
Customer: You're welcome, I don't have much left
Customer: You have a good day, I'm going to get my guns ready.
Customer: Byeee



I am going to troll various sites that have customer-representative chat boxes.

I lol'd pretty hard at,

"Amanda S: That's great, thanks John Trolsten
Customer: it's 2 l's Amanda.
Customer: Trollsten"

Correcting that bitch, like a true boss.