Funny texts

Alright, so I texted my friend a few minutes ago. And this is how the conversation went.

Me: OMG...... aight....... so I went to bed around 5 just woke up....came to eat a ramen, and just as I'm opening the season packet a fucking bee lands on my damn shoulder scared the fucking shit outta me.... lol mother fucker dead now!

Harry: Fuck you nigga you woke my ass up with that bull...

Me: Im scared Henry

Me: Halp me

Me: yea well I hope you go downstairs and a fucking bee lkands on your shoulder......see how it feels punk ass bitch

Me: Laugh it off......... > coz im watching you.................

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Hahaa success!

Me: The bug world no longer thrives on my fear of bees on my shoulder in my own fucking house

Harry: Nigga

Harry: 1. Stop calling my ass Henry

Harry: 2. I tryna sleep fucking text me bull shit again and see what happen

Harry: ******

Me: Lmfao

Me: oops

Me: Oh well sorry Henry

Me: Shit

Me: Did it again

Me: Sorry Harry LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Me: or is it Hairy?

Me: Lmaooo

Harry: I sware one day... one muthafucking day when my shit swithes imma beat yo ass

Harry: you best believe that

Harryamn nigga crossing the line

Me: *swear, *motherfucking, *whatthefuckisswithes, *I'm going to, *you're, *******, good night twinkle puff

Harry: Go ahead and bring them Wisconsin niggas... I beat the Cali into them

Harry: I aint scared what bitch

Harry: Westside nigga you better calm the fuck down

Harry: aight thats about it im boutta beat that ass snowflake

Me: This, this is going on the internetzzz BAHAHAHA

Me: LMFAO

Harry: This bitch thinks im playing you finna get fadded nigga

Me: Looooooooooooolllll

Me: who you finna try? who you finna try ayyy!!! *SLAP*

Harry: fuck you nigga you dealing with the wring nigga when you fucking with sleep

Me: Lmao, dude this is soo funny. If yo ass want to sleep then go the fuck to sleep

Harry: you aint bout to do shit nigga

Harry: I aint never gunna let no white niggas run me thats fo sho

Harry: nigga want that right hook?

Harry: shiiit go to bed bitch you'll need that

Harry: goodnight hoe

Me: lol, shovel

Harry: Bitch nigga you still fucking the envelope

Me: nah i fuckin the package

Me: WOOT WOOT

Harry: your ass dont know when to end huh???

Harry: I aight I got you hoe

Harry: gtfo of here

Me: Lolzz

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