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Fuck ants
I woke up today and went to my bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face etc etc. and what I found was not pleasing.

There were about 75 ants at least running all over my bathroom through my soap and stuff for my face, toothbrush, toothpaste. And I admit, I left a soda can there by accident last night, but that many ants...

So I found the source. My fucking house builders are retards and guess what, I found a hole under my cabinet where it connects to the wall, which was about a centimeter in size. what the fuck
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Being a builders son i can tell you thats normal.
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Quote Originally Posted by Jim Morrison View Post
Request a refund.
5 years after the house was purchased?
#4 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Jim Morrison View Post
Buy some ant poison then and cover up the crack.
Already took care of it a while ago. Didn't have any ant kill spray so I had to resort to manual power...
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Already took care of it a while ago. Didn't have any ant kill spray so I had to resort to manual power...
Already took care of it a while ago.? I thought you said this happned this morning? troll exposed much...
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Already took care of it a while ago.? I thought you said this happned this morning? troll exposed much...
This morning does not equal now dipshit. It is 13:34, so this morning was a while ago piece of shit
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Already took care of it a while ago.? I thought you said this happned this morning? troll exposed much...
Maybe he's living in a timezone where it's morning right now Sammy Sam. Ever thought about that?
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This morning does not equal now dipshit. It is 13:34, so this morning was a while ago piece of shit
IM sorry to hear your morning was a peice of shit.
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IM sorry to hear your morning was a peice of shit.
It's ok sam, we all make mistakes
#12 ·
I be running all over the place screaming if I saw that.
#8 ·
If I were you, my house would have been in flames. Who needs houses anyways?
#13 ·
Once...when i was a young ol chap, i was sitting on the sidewalk talking to my friend during recess.
When recess was over, i learned that i had put my hand right next to(if not on top) of an ant pile, and they were crawling into my pants.
I spent the rest of the day twitching because every now and then an ant would like bite my ass or something.

Ah, the days
#14 ·
My mind was messing with me because quite honestly I was not very comfortable with all the ants everywhere, like a swarm.

For the next few hours I would feel something crawling on my leg, just to realize my mind was messing with me.

Ah, joy.
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