🙁 WTF is WRONG with my DOG

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🙁 WTF is WRONG with my DOG
Please no trolls, this is serious shit.


So I went out with my dogs for a walk 1 hour ago. When I came home, one of my dogs just started licking the whole kitchen floor for no apparent reason. There was no food, nothing, just a wiped floor. O_0

First i thought it was from the lye on my kitchen floor, my mom said she used the regular lye and particular oil for cleaning, that she always uses. She had already dried the kitchen floor so there was simply nothing to lick there. So we decided to put him in the hall. But then again he kept licking the fucking floor and coughing. We gave him water, he didn't even touch it, we gave him milk, but he didn't stop licking the floor. Then i took the dog out again, alone for a walk to see if he wanted to puke or whatever.

On the way out to get off my building he didn't stop licking my elevator floor and the entrance floor. everything that was floor, he licked the shit out of it. After we went outside, he seemed starving, rushed to the grass and ate a whole bunch of it non-stop, I would say it was the size of a bush, after he threw out all the grass he ate. Then he ate more grass.

After 10minutes impersonating a grasshopper I was done with him, I pushed him to my building entrance and we went home. After the failed attempt to make him stop cleaning the floor, I still can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with him. He started to lick the floor again like a mad dog. I'm fucking worried. I bet he's still licking the kitchen floor as I write.

In a minute I googled licking floor dogs, searched it up and the only thing I could find is dogs depression and shit like that. My dog isn't fucking depressed, he's a bitch pussy licker for fuck sake. but he sure looks stressed. But then again he always looks that way.

If any of you guys who actually took the kindness to give a fuck about my dog and read this thread, any of you who has a dog and/or extended knowledge about dogs. It would be very appreciated to take my worries away or give me a clue about what my dogs has. if that's something I should worry about. He never licked the floor, this is the first time I saw him doing this, I mean, licking the floor like it's a bone.

I'MA DOGS LOVER. HELP MY NIKO'S NIGGA.
You should just take him to a veterinarian (Animal doctor), You will probably get trolled here..
Quote Originally Posted by Shadeyz346 View Post
You should just take him to a veterinarian (Animal doctor), You will probably get trolled here..
ye I was kinda asking for it when I wrote that...


---------- Post added at 12:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:29 AM ----------

Quote Originally Posted by Smaug View Post
He went crazy, kill him. That's the only way.
what about killing you first just to get a pretty idea of what will happen to my dog if I do it?
Once again, Step 1)Dont come to MPGH for personal problems.
​Take him to the vet.
take it to the vet
Quote Originally Posted by CorssaKov View Post
If any of you guys who actually took the kindness to give a fuck about my dog and read this thread,
Fuck and kindness do not go in the same sentence.
Quote Originally Posted by FeelTheRush View Post


Fuck and kindness do not go in the same sentence.
What about fucking someone out of kindness?
Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

What about fucking someone out of kindness?
No..
/no
No just no.
Quote Originally Posted by FeelTheRush View Post


Fuck and kindness do not go in the same sentence.
then I just blew your fucking mind with my kindness. << did it again
Quote Originally Posted by FeelTheRush View Post


No..
/no
No just no.
"You Ma'am are ugly and never get the D. Let me fuck you out of the kindness of my heart."
I don't think he can handle a vet again... he's like 13 years old...
He went crazy, kill him. That's the only way.
Sadistic children.
What I am trying to say is that you don't say fuck and kind in the same sentence.
Fuck is slang and reveled as a cuss word.

But hey
Fuck you bitch, I'm kind.
He's probably thirsty af..
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