Jihad report
So when I(Frost)finally was sent out by my parents to go on Jihad in Syria, an admin commanded me to send out a report on my blood splat stencil.
Well, here I am as a proud blood splat stencil about to bring out a report.
When I first arrived, I needed some transport, so I got myself a sweet lil ride.
It stank like crap but the performance made up for that.
Here is a little picture in the spoiler(yes thats me)
After I reached my destination, I had a hell of a welcome meal.
too bad I had to kill it myself
but dw, I killed it the halal way
When my stomach was full, I had to find myself some weapons. We were in a warzone, so how hard could it be, right?
I went out to fight, and when I found an enemy, I tried to shoot him, but instead my gun shot my arm off. I don't know why, but I geuss its a small error.
The gun looks fine to me though..
Anyway
Since I had talent no use in the battlefield, they gave me a nice little body armor and told me to give them a call with this button when I reached Bashars building. It didn't really help though, because I felt every shot, and this phone didn't even work, like what phone has only one red button anyway?!
But yeah
for tl;dr
WHY THE HELL DID YOU BAN ME FOR TWO YEARS DUDE WHAT THE F*** I ONLY HAD 1337 POSTS
Well, here I am as a proud blood splat stencil about to bring out a report.
When I first arrived, I needed some transport, so I got myself a sweet lil ride.
It stank like crap but the performance made up for that.
Here is a little picture in the spoiler(yes thats me)
BMW X7
After I reached my destination, I had a hell of a welcome meal.
too bad I had to kill it myself
but dw, I killed it the halal way
yumyum
When my stomach was full, I had to find myself some weapons. We were in a warzone, so how hard could it be, right?
I went out to fight, and when I found an enemy, I tried to shoot him, but instead my gun shot my arm off. I don't know why, but I geuss its a small error.
The gun looks fine to me though..
The Gun
Anyway
Since I had talent no use in the battlefield, they gave me a nice little body armor and told me to give them a call with this button when I reached Bashars building. It didn't really help though, because I felt every shot, and this phone didn't even work, like what phone has only one red button anyway?!
The body armor
But yeah
for tl;dr
WHY THE HELL DID YOU BAN ME FOR TWO YEARS DUDE WHAT THE F*** I ONLY HAD 1337 POSTS
Originally Posted by [SMA] Paradise`
Was laughing at the body armor part 
