Another Xbox Rant

Kind of beating a dead horse by this point, but I lost my shit at the gall of Major Nelson during AngryJoe's Xbone review. He makes some of the stupidest comments and retorts that are clearly anti-consumer and close-minded. When he took the microphone out of Joe's hand at about 11:38, I wanted to just beat the shit out of this guy.

poor xbox fanboys 8(

inb4jetamay

The audio is enough to make me stop watching.

ahh steam ftw.
Youtube Gameplay for the games I can't play.
=
iWin

Originally Posted by KING

ahh steam ftw.
Youtube Gameplay for the games I can't play.
=
iWin

Steam is just as shit too... they are "leasing" the games to you so in any case they ban your account you have nothing

Originally Posted by Dave84311

Steam is just as shit too... they are "leasing" the games to you so in any case they ban your account you have nothing

Why would I ever have my account banned. And If I were going to do anything iffy, I would use my second spare account.

Second take, who dafuq gets steam banned?

Originally Posted by Paladin

Kind of beating a dead horse

More like running it over with a tank.

Originally Posted by Aborted

More like running it over with a tank.

Nah, more like a steamroller.

Originally Posted by Paladin

Nah, more like a steamroller.

Laughed way harder than I should have.

I couldnt care less about xbox, steam or any of this debacle. Sony has my heart!

Buys PS4 for 399:
>Gets on PS4
>Puts in game
>Plays Game
>Haves fun

Buys Xbox One for 499:
>Gets home
>Plugs it in
>Tries to put in game
>Forgets that you HAVE to have Xbox Live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi
>Gets out credit card and buys month of Xbox Live for 10$
>Tries to play
>Forgot to buy Kinect Camera
>Goes back to store buys Kinect for 100$
>Turns on Kinect and tries again
>Game still won't work because it is a Used Copy of the game because Used ones don't work
>Go back and buy a new copy for 60$
>Come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new
>Finally starts game after 4 hours
>Gets ready to play the new Dead Rising 3
>Little brother comes in my room
>Little brother yells "XBOX OFF!" And it turns off
>Start to cry
>Get cancer because of Xbox One
>Have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone
>Die at age 50 because of Xbox One

Another Xbox Rant

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