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Retards
So today, I was coming home from work. As I got off the bus, I didn't notice the fire trucks like two blocks down until I saw the flashing lights due to my headphones. Apparently some drunk retard fail aimed a firecracker and lit a tree up.
i used to light trees on fire then i would pee on them and see if i could water it down
Should of been your house.
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Should of been your house.
Should've been you.
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Should've been you.
LOL I thought this was going to be a CS hate thread, I'm so glad I was wrong. This made my day.
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LOL I thought this was going to be a CS hate thread, I'm so glad I was wrong. This made my day.
FUCK COCKSUCKERS.


kidding. ):
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Should've been you.
Would have been entertaining.
you think that is retarded? some Albanian ( not getting on them tho Im not racist) just 32minute ago a kid (Albanian) lighted one on his house. no no they where able to put it down, but started the fire on the living room. saw it from my window ( sadly can see their room from here gosh damit close your curtains),, who is next on these story that happen today?
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you think that is retarded? some Albanian ( not getting on them tho Im not racist) just 32minute ago a kid (Albanian) lighted one on his house. no no they where able to put it down, but started the fire on the living room. saw it from my window ( sadly can see their room from here gosh damit close your curtains),, who is next on these story that happen today?
I spilled a crapload of sunscreen in my eye, if that is entertainment for you.
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I spilled a crapload of sunscreen in my eye, if that is entertainment for you.
That'd be horrible.
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I spilled a crapload of sunscreen in my eye, if that is entertainment for you.
nahh I think something like... I deleted my plus 15 vindictus spear or something like I was cooking fish and a bee sting me ( can explain later how it got in your house) and you drop not lay drop the fish on the oil splashing all over your hand getting first hand degree. nvm nvm that's not even funny I lost, my sense of humor
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nahh I think something like... I deleted my plus 15 vindictus spear or something like I was cooking fish and a bee sting me ( can explain later how it got in your house) and you drop not lay drop the fish on the oil splashing all over your hand getting first hand degree. nvm nvm that's not even funny I lost, my sense of humor
That really happened .
I was putting on sunscreen and i accidently pressed my hand against my eye with a huge glob on my fingers.
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That really happened .
I was putting on sunscreen and i accidently pressed my hand against my eye with a huge glob on my fingers.
well I didn't found that entertaining instead im sorry that it happened to you, hope it doesn't cause an eye 'insert anything that may happen if you apply sunscreen by mistake to the eye".
hahahah some people are so retarded
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