I love the dictionary....i bet i can find YOU too

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I love the dictionary....i bet i can find YOU too
THESE are not MY words...i just found the cool definitions...

1. DAVE (a)

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

"Oh man, I was the Dave of the party."

1. DAVE(b)
A Tucson, AZ local sexually transmitted disease, combining gonhoreah, syphyllis, AIDS, the HIV, herpes, hep, and other things that are too grotesque to mention.

Doctor - "I'm sorry, Clinton, but you have the Dave."

Clinton - "What does that mean?"

Doctor - "Your life expectancy is now two minutes."

Clinton - "Gack! (Drops over dead.)"

Doctor - "Of course, that was just an estimate."


2. arun (a)

the hottest kid around, you should shd.

"omg i want arun so bad!"

2. arun (b)

a really cool kid who likes to touch little boys in his spare time. He thinks that music is better than mircoing, and that friends are important, lol



3. Missy (a)

Missy
Noun, Person, Informal

1) Term of address for a girl or young woman, often expressing affection or reprimand (informal).
2) Slang for "miss", endearment, used often as a nickname, usually for a very outgoing hot young girl.
3) A petname used to/for a girlfriend, a crush, or a flirt.

"You're in big trouble Missy!"
"Missy is awesome!"
"Hey Missy, can I take ya out tonight?"
"Good god Missy, you're looking gorgeous tonight!"

4. Missy (b)

girls who like to run around naked and throw their clothes into trees

"That bitch pulled a missy and ran through town jumpin into hot tubs naked!"


5. Gourav

A guy who loves chics like a madman. He is very insanely in love with all these hawt girls in my school! He can't talk well with them... unlike me

"Gourav, you gotta stop lovin these chics so much... go do something else!"



Muahaha dont you just love them? lol
I didn't define you! DONT BLAME ME!!!

*hides*
I'm Webster 0.0
6. webster (a)

A person who acts like a dictionary and explains a joke or a reference when no explanaiton is necessary.

Joe: "you see, no one except the kid interacted with Bruce Willis, because he was actually a ghost"

Mark: "thank you, Webster"

Bob: "yes, thanks, we didn't 'get that' ourselves... ugh!"
7. ravi (a)

Ravi means Sun in hindi and most of sanskrit based languages. Most Indians have their names after sun god, I think some motha-fakkin haters redefined it above.

Pandit Ravi Shankar, Ravi Verma


7. Ravi (b)

Ravi is the one person in a group of people/friends/animals that is the wildest of the bunch. If you are a Ravi then you are wild.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that guy jump into that hottub?"
Person 2: "Hell yea, he was the Ravi last night!"
nownwnownow try Banned.

nah do
Elly
8. Elly (a)

Coolest bastard in the fricken world my partner for life.
Love,
Rina

8. Elly (b)

A hot, sexy man who loves women.

Damn, see that big fat gay over there? He'll never be an elly.


Lol the other ones were even funnier, but you would hate me if i posted them o.o;
9. Ace (a)


An expert or master. A specialist.

He's the ace in that team.

9. ace (b)

1) british for cool, meaning more for cool, in other words amazing, said at most sleepaway camps, to describe activities and campers.

2) also meaning yes (as an accomplishment)

1) "that new CD is ace"

2) "and the winner is... BOB"
"Ace!"



Yours had all good meanings :P
Quote Originally Posted by Missy_Lynne View Post
9. Ace (a)


An expert or master. A specialist.

He's the ace in that team.

9. ace (b)

1) british for cool, meaning more for cool, in other words amazing, said at most sleepaway camps, to describe activities and campers.

2) also meaning yes (as an accomplishment)

1) "that new CD is ace"

2) "and the winner is... BOB"
"Ace!"



Yours had all good meanings :P
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OMG i <3 u/...ur back...with the pic's too...I SAY SUPERRRRRRRRR
O_o nothing negatives about me thnx
i really appreciates it i am a real lonely guy in real life

but i would like get on that. and hump hump hump!!....
lol
Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
O_o nothing negatives about me thnx
i really appreciates it i am a real lonely guy in real life

but i would like get on that. and hump hump hump!!....
lol

after i threw up in my mouth...

i think i died a little inside...
Lol.. what's Neal mean in your dictionary...-.-?
1. neal (a)

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.

2 Perfection.

3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."





2. Neal

In many countries, this means 'Feces'.

"Man, I really need to go to the bathroom - I have a 'Neal' poking!"


3. neal (c)

In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.

"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal


There go, neal
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